1. Fake President
    March 29, 2018 @ 12:56 am

    *I’ve been drinking vodka and eating only carrots for three weeks straight, but my diarrhea doesn’t stink nearly as bad as the stench of corruption and malfeasance coming from the Oval Office.*

    • Varekai Ascendant
      March 29, 2018 @ 1:05 am

      Fake President
      I know how you feel, I live across the Nation from the W.H. and I smell it from here. Mueller need to hurry up and EMPTY THAT CESSPOOL TRUMP HAS CREATED.

  2. SwingVoteDoll
    March 29, 2018 @ 12:58 am

    Trump is going to have to start hiring Devious Democrats as Legal Advisors.  I volunteer! I have no qualifications and no experience – EXACTLY what he’s looking for!

    • TJ Roelsma
      March 29, 2018 @ 1:13 am

      You’re missing the most important qualification in Trump’s eyes: groveling to Trump on TV.
      So alas for you: fail, no White House job for you.

  3. Jesse Torres
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:02 am

    Yes Rachel, I believed it was the crazy long haired doctor at 1st as well.

    • Jean Roch
      March 29, 2018 @ 1:15 am

      Jesse Torres and it would have been awesome because he does look like he went to Nam and never recovered 🤣

  4. Alfred Degiorgio
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:03 am

    WHITENED SEPULCHRES! That is what Jesus called religious bigots, just like many Evangelicals who worship TrumPutin. They insist that this serial adulterer, lifelong philanderer, self-confessed abuser, pathological liar, etc., is a changed man, like a born-again Christian. TrumPutin has NEVER made such a claim! He’s a bigot but not as nasty as his Evangelicals. True Christians believe that God forgives us our sins, but only if we truly repent and make due restitution. Trumputin has never shown any sign of repentance, true or otherwise! Quite the contrary! He boasts about his many un-Christian (anti-Christian?) values, principles, and behavior. We like to boast that America is a Christian nation but we have elected as our president, our most important representative in the world, a corrupt man-child who is unfit even to be called an American, much less our president. Are we, as true Christian Americans, ready to repent that transgression and make due restitution by denouncing and renouncing TrumPutin, a self-serving heathen?

  5. kimberly s
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:08 am

    He’s senile so of course he thinks he’s still on the Apprentice (where he bragged about being a dictator)

  6. Alun Churcher
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:11 am

    with don the cons weight hes borderline obese his veins and arteries going by his poor diet will be partly clogged hence his heat will certainly not be in good condition. and at 71 how many of his age grows an inch..

  7. Rytis Gervickas
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:11 am

    For sure the fox weather reporters soon will get some high position in the government.

  8. Spider Man
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:14 am

    No reputable doctor would characterize Trump as being in excellent health because borderline obese and in need of cholesterol medication and does not exercise is far from good even average health. In addition, Trump is the last person who should be judging people by their physical appearance because nobody would describe him as good or average looking except himself, which he describes himself as the best looking person ever.

  9. johnnyhb89
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:27 am

    I like Ronny. I don’t like Trump, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t occasionally make a good decision.

  10. Richard Darlington
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:27 am

    I particularly like the “disheveled” part. Because Steve Bannon is such a snappy dresser.
    I don’t know what’s worse, that Trump lies so much, or that he’s so bad at it. He is constantly insulting my intelligence, which is fragile enough as it is.

  11. Norma Jean
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:34 am

    Can this get any worse😓😓😓. USA once the most powerful country in the world is now comedy show.

    • SwingVoteDoll
      March 29, 2018 @ 1:40 am

      Just the Orange Turd Man in the White House. Our #MeToo movement is resonating around the world and even the United Nations women are fighting back now. And teens in various countries are taking notice of the marches and will be inspired. It’s just that Trump is such an obnoxious distraction 24/7.

  12. The Blackcollar
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:34 am

    We will hire the best people! What a gong show… The US is entertaining the world.

  13. negatyve
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:36 am

    Mueller stating that they have proof of contact between campaign officials and someone in GRU coming literally a week after it was revealed that Guccifer 2.0 is a GRU agent… spicy

  14. Rob Heise
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:40 am

    I respectfully disagree about Dr. Jackson’s press conference about the physical that he gave to Trump. He spent the majority of that presser saying people need to eat healthy and exercise. Was he hyperbolic about Trump? Perhaps. But he qualified and couched every statement he made about the orangutan’s…err…Trump’s health.

  15. John Shorey
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:43 am

    Only Rachel Maddow is capable of making a mountain out of a mole hill. This woman is a complete nutjob!

    • Richard Darlington
      March 29, 2018 @ 2:13 am

      Well, if she’s a “nut job” as you so eloquently put it, why are you so afraid of her. She’s harmless, right?

  16. TheDarkleatherbiker
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:49 am

    I do not understand WHY Trump doesn’t give up…..I mean..the more he struggle and Lies…the more it is revealing ..and the more people starts turning their backs and simply rejects him or run away from him …Mueller has the Deck of Cards…while Trump is sitting and playing with NO CARDS anymore….Trump cant Pardon State Crimes…but if he tries I am sure he WILL be Impeached , Obstruction of justice , under the Article of Conspiracy and high-treason ! WE WILL GET THEM ALL IN THE VERY END “!!!!!!!

  17. ElPocho DelMundo
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:50 am

    I think Trump’s physician specializes in bone spurs . . . or was it boners, I forget? And Shulkin having ethical problems from his and his wife’s extra long taxpayer financed vacations? Rachel, at least it was his wife and not two underage honey pots , okay? I mean, that should count for something, shouldn’t it?

  18. Dennis Gerald
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:53 am

    Trump’s stupidity is on trail for the world to see. And if you were one of the people who voted for him this is what your stupid decision looks like.😂🤣😂🤣

  19. Donut Ho
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:54 am

    Well, he’ll be heading up the biggest communist organization in the history of the USA. Consider that the VA hospitals are owned by the government, the doctors that work for the VA are paid by the government and the patient care is paid for by the government, it doesn’t surprise me that Trump is going this route. Where’s commrade Putin?

  20. jawas stole my droid
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:56 am

    So… Clean bill of health for Cadet Bone Spurs = Job promotion. Got it.
    Thanks for the reminder, but we already know this.

  21. Audrey Muzingo
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:57 am

    No updates on the request to the line-of-succession DOJ members for protection from firing of Mueller? Anyone hear anything about this since Monday?

  22. emanresu808
    March 29, 2018 @ 1:59 am

    Why doesn’t Maddow call him morbidly obese? Then have every single liberal comedian, athlete, actor, and American tweet is as well.

    His ego will force him to sue for defamation which will be thrown out but it’ll still be funny lol

  23. Occo Eric Nolf
    March 29, 2018 @ 2:00 am

    The whirring sound you hear is George Orwell spinning in his grave, seeing all this happen and despairing how he ever could have written a tame book like Aninal Farm.

  24. Gary Witherspoon
    March 29, 2018 @ 2:05 am

    Trump could find people to work for him in 3rd world nations where US Foreign Policy has installed dictators.,, yeah ?

  25. Technicolor YaYa
    March 29, 2018 @ 2:06 am

    Sooooo… this is the payoff for the b.s. physical exam that they presented. Yeah, it comes to light.

  26. Bailey
    March 29, 2018 @ 2:10 am

    A pilot in charge of the FAA makes more sense than a wedding planner in charge of housing!

  27. Cassiel Ligthman
    March 29, 2018 @ 2:12 am

    Trump hate Mexicans but act like Mexican giving positions to best compadres. The same Peña Nieto school, more evident corruption it’s impossible. Who’s next? The gardener for the FBI?

  28. Sheri Springer
    March 29, 2018 @ 2:12 am

    So how might Trump be offering pardons to Flynn and Gates in a scandal that involves our Fake President..Legal representation or not a President can’t pardon himself.

  29. Mikesse Jones
    March 29, 2018 @ 2:12 am